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Jack Bauer Power Hour

What 24 has taught me so far this season:

-A scrolling screen of red hex code means that someone is “trying to corrupt the internet” by “positioning the nodes”.

-You can listen in on a cell phone by finding the owner’s mother’s house.

But somehow, the show still manages to be wildly entertaining. Boggles the mind, really.

Best line from last night’s 2 hour premiere:

(Secretary of Defense to his son:) “Spare me your 6th grade Michael Moore logic.”

Two more hours coming up tonight. Excellent.